"If you have never been stared down by eight expectant, spray-tanned children in liquid eyeliner and ornate hairpieces, you have not seen the things that I have seen."

— Rich Juzwiak judged the glitzed-up, spray-tanned children of theĀ Universal Royalty Nationals pageant in Austin, Texas. (via thedailyfeed)

(via thedailyfeed)

get that taco girl

get that taco girl

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BIGGEST TACO

BIGGEST TACO

you win

you win